Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
You guys I’m so in love with Jimmy Fallon he’s twice my age and married with a kid but that can’t stop me from thinking we’re soulmates right?? I would willingly be his mistress
when someone tells me to exercise
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
No I fucking LOVE this.